found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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