Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You're like the curious george of whores
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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