You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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