My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You dont lie about slip and slides
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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