yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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