His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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