Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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