Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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