ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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