They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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