you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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