This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
