it hurts more in the daytime
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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