On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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