I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
