your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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