Apparently you make a good broom.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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