glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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