There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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