what if I'm pregnant?
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I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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