rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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