Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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