if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He better not be in your backpack
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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