She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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