Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Houston, we have a squirter
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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