I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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