I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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