Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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