We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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