you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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