Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
