You're so nebulous sometimes
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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