I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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