thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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