ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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