He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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