all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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