david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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