whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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