I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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