I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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