I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
