bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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