Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
