Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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