how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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