Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just found puke in my bra..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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