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What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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