she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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