You can't special order awesome
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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