2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
ttyl tear gas
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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