Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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