I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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