The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Boobs are out for the taking
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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