random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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